TAG (has guilty conscience)

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Now Playing: Billie Jean - Michael Jackson (GAAAAAAAAAAH the mania after his death)
Mood: hating jet lag

I need something to take it out on coz jet lag is taking away my vitality x.x so...I stole this tag from Facebook (also not really sure how to act sarcastic ._.)

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Objective:Are you mean and sarcastic?

Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically?
If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!
If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note :D
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.(YR stands for Your Response.)

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute..
YR: *pukes* Okay...in the dictionary, cute is defined as ugly but adorable. But for your case, cut out "adorable"

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome..
YR: HAHAHAHAHA I'd say...there'd be 100000000000 other people who would say that

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: count ME out, and this fact had already disproven the fact that EVERYONE likes you

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: *coughlafcough* Are you attempting to mock me? If so. You FAIL. In which also proves you fail at mocking, which is...apparently, a vital skill.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Yeah sure of course......what the heck is Bruneian?

If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: O_x tell you what...take a gun, put it on your head, before shooting take this penny so that you can pay Charon to cross the River Styx

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: dude...I was staring at the dead person with the machete beside you, beware of your personal poltergiest

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: I don't care, you aren't either.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Men with money...GOSH when will they ever get their eyes off cash?

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Hatred is manipulative. So I could obviously do the same to you

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: go and die

2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee?
YR: go and die

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night..
YR: go and die (x3 already? O.O)

4) What do you like about me?
YR: The fact that you're gonna die soon

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: *punches face* that should make your face worse than grotesque, and I hate you sooooo much

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: *walks* Oh I'm sorry, were you referring to me? I thought you were referring to your own dog

2) You smell like shit!
YR: That's coz you're standing right next to the toilet. Apparently someone forgot to flush

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: Does it even look like I can be laughed at? *evil grin*

4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: Oh my, someone's gonna regret this for sure. *ghost is standing next to me...she's so dead this round XD*

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: I ain't racing, and I'm definitely not gonna bet on you.

If your annoying ex says:
1) punch the face.
YR: *punch* didn't see that one coming?

2) I know you still love me!
YR: An atrocious lie.

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby..
YR: Oh sweetie I do love you so...but that was once upon a time...

4) Please call me...
YR: Why should I? You're history

5) The break up hurts me so much..
YR: But it hurts my heart even more *pulls out heart and points at scar*, when will you ever empathise?

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Uhh...thanks?

2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed!
YR: Oh no, market failure (NOT MY ANSWER, but DAMM GOOD)

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: OMG there's another with 75% discount!

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: Do you honestly think that I could fall for that product?

5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: When I buy it I can still complain about you

To tolerate is to give away vitality (with a 3POV)

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: (believe it or not) Black or White - Michael Jackson (serious lame pun with the blog layout)
Mood: rushy o_o

As we all know...the late Michael Jackson has passed on, and this is such a late tribute to his death. He may have led a paradoxical life (when he was a kid he performed like an adult, and as an adult he wanted to live as a child, when young he looked like a typical African American, when older he looked Caucasian) but we'll still remember him as the King of Pop and the moonwalk creator. (I do like how Li Ann puts it too - "weird awesome man")

GAH!!! I suck at making things sound beautiful. I just got totally pwned when I saw this in deviantArt:

Full Image Here
I mean, that just made him look good and angelic again (and hot :o) credits to mlcamaro for that awesome artwork. AND I don't care if you think all of this is overrated about his death and bla bla bla. My blog, my game, my rules.

So now that I made that statement, I'd also like to post a 3POV (3rd person point of view) on the mystery of MJ's death. I personally think that his doc might of gave MJ a wrong dosage which led to his death. Possibly there may be something else to why the doc had suddenly disappear just like that. That's all I got :D

Other than that...I've been on vacation, will post photos when I get them (in Facebook only) I also got highlights...bwahahahaha I have to play ninja so that the serious teachers don't notice. I also haven't camwhored for a while now.

I also wonder if people read long ramblings without pics >.>

I am Medium

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Now Playing: Heretics and Killers - Protest The Hero
Mood: bored

I am possibly the worst blog owner you'll ever come across. I mean...who won't update their blog in 2 MONTHS TIME?!

The holidays have started, and I'll possibly be bored, till I can find something that doesn't bore me to death. 2 days ago was labelled one of my best days. I won't elaborate on what happened tho. Coz rambling on and on about the same subject would also bore the readers to their deaths.

I had my b'day party, and I'll post photos up in my Facebook really soon. And still wishing for an electric guitar...I also wanna know how to sweep, shred, and also pick really really fast...like super fast you can lose count of it.

What else is there to talk about? ...

BY GOSH

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Now Playing: my minor cough
Mood: >8O !!!!!
BY GOSH IT'S BEEN A FREAKING LONG TIME SINCE I UPDATED!!!! zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Anyways, I had a fun BBQ last night with my classmates yesterday. Photos are uploaded to facebook (gosh I'm more addicted to facebook than my own blog now) And as for today, I nearly hibernated, but then I promised my riend Tania that we'd go out together to Peninsular Plaza together.

Turns out Peninsular Plaza is f-king creepy, but Peninsular Shopping Center is another story. So we went there and I bought some apparel! I gotta tell you, Peninsular Shopping center is a rocker's haven, cckered shirts, band T-shirts, chokers, spikes and more! Let alone a GUITAR SHOP!!!!!!! I've went into Davis, checked out a few stuff there, the shop keepers seem reserved in Davis, but they have a box set for a strat copy that is less than $200. If only my parents could just approve the fact I could catch up to guitar playing well...I mean, electric guitar, once you know the basics, it's just like a toy, barring is much easier with an electric guitar I could play the F chord easily, along with power chords, and scales, and harmonics, and (too much to name... not really) Also checked out Dan Enterprise, they have Ibanez but no GAX >.>




...and my com hates me so I can't upload pics into this blog entry once more =.= Signing out?

Tag

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: Breathless - Cody Sheldon
Mood: bored again =.=

Cody Sheldon...kicked out from AI8, it SUCKED! (Well I only got interested for this Season of American Idol because of him) so recently he posted a video trailer of his latest horror movie Infection. And I am doing a TAG!!! lmao here I go:

Directions:
Mark the stupid things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 50 questions which means that the number you get as your score (x2) is your percentage.

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x]Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [X]Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x]Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 6

11. [x] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion (myself LMAO)
12. [x]Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (table, chair you name it)
13. [x]Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ]Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble (even fly out)
17. [ ]Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x]Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (that's not stupid, it happens. soccer!)

Running total: 12

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x]Have run into a closed door
25. [x]Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x]It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ]Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x]Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 17

31. [x]After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped on it
32. [x]Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x]Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x]Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x]Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x]Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [ ]Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x]Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 25

41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it!
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [ ] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Total : 31/50
Stupidity Percentage: 62%

LMFAO I'm stupid...almost >.> and I taga nybody who wants to do it

Bored

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Now Playing: Put a banana in your ear - Charlie the unicorn
Mood: high

The power of 8

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Now Playing: Nemesis - Arch Enemy
Mood: curious




real wishes



So yeah, recently I stumbled across this website that says they grant real wishes with the power of 8 (not sure what is it tho) so I made a wish. Their reviews were good, no one complaining at all. So I thought I should sprfead the word a little. That's all.

ps: there're no Satanic acts to this.

☻going HIGH (again) pt 4☻

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: Spit You Out - Bullet For My Valentine
Mood: *stares at title*

So now it's time to explain why I'm in a craze for Bullet For My Valentine. You see, I feel band chemistry kicking in...



My last first jamming session, I was surprised that I could last for about 5 or 6 songs during this jam session, the only body parts that were in pain was my legs LAWL! I surprised myself there. Only thing is...I'ma damn noob at adjusting the mic. My voice was seriously soft when all that loud instruments were playing (I even told the guitarist that my singing/screaming voice was medium soft =.= just didn't think it would be DAMN SOFT) and he also said that my pronounciation ain't that good, or something among those lines, but other than that, it's ain't that bad, and I enjoyed my first jamming man.

When I return home, I kinda suffered from aftermath HIGH and went shouting WOOOHOOO and then walking like a drunkard and then feeling a bit dizzy like I danced around in circles...and I wanna do it again, I can't wait for next week XD I can't wait to get closer to me bandmates (coz right now she still has no idea what the names of the drummers and guitarists are) maybe I should headbang more, take drugs an excessive amount of sugar, go high and hyper...ok now I'm HIGH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA (laughing too hard to even sign off of her blog)

☻going HIGH (again) pt 3☻

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: Hand of Blood - Bullet For My Valentine
Mood: *stares at title*

Yes...I'm in that Bullet for my Valentine craze...will explain in part 4.

6 December...20th Dance Arts Recital...and I was in it. I was in section 2 in the tap dance called "Hit Me Up" LOL we looked like penguins with our costumes.

5th December was actually our full dress rehearsals...and I took some photos at that day.

Fatin & I

Candid

FOOD!!

Left: Lee Jin, Top: Claudia, Bottom: Lisa, all three leng luis XD

I fail at doing the million reflections effect X_X

And I also took pictures of the little kids XD

Red: Toy Soldiers, Blue: Beauties of the Nile

lol Fatin was right, you ask the kids to smile at the camera and then they go crazy LOL

zomg their ponytails are so kawaii lawl!

Too bad the tickets were sold out when I tried getting'em (wanted to watch Section 3!!!) But I still enjoyed myself when I performed on stage =D

☻going HIGH (again) pt 2☻

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: All These Things I Hate - Bullet For My Valentine
Mood: *stares at title*

Other than managing to decorate our house, one of my Malaysian friends visited again! LOL so we hung out at Takashimaya, chat mainly about what happened during her MUN in S'pore and hilariosity.

LOLMAO who knew that such cute teddy bears could be soooo dangerous.

Veemelia...the girl who visited me XD

A bigger version of the killer teddy bear christmas tree

Yeah...I have got no sense of vocabulary right now so I'll let the pictures do the talking. While walking home, I took this at Paragon.

One thing's weird tho...when the economy is in the state of crisis, Singapore goes all glam over the decorations, but when the economy is doing good, their decorations are crap ._. Is this a dirty tactic to attract tourists?