Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Tag

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: Breathless - Cody Sheldon
Mood: bored again =.=

Cody Sheldon...kicked out from AI8, it SUCKED! (Well I only got interested for this Season of American Idol because of him) so recently he posted a video trailer of his latest horror movie Infection. And I am doing a TAG!!! lmao here I go:

Directions:
Mark the stupid things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 50 questions which means that the number you get as your score (x2) is your percentage.

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [ ] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x]Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [X]Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x]Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 6

11. [x] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion (myself LMAO)
12. [x]Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else (table, chair you name it)
13. [x]Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [ ]Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble (even fly out)
17. [ ]Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x]Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [ ] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (that's not stupid, it happens. soccer!)

Running total: 12

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [ ] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x]Have run into a closed door
25. [x]Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x]It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ]Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x]Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 17

31. [x]After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped on it
32. [x]Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x]Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x]Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x]Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x]Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [ ]Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x]Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 25

41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. [ ] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it!
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [ ] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

Total : 31/50
Stupidity Percentage: 62%

LMFAO I'm stupid...almost >.> and I taga nybody who wants to do it

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Bored

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: Put a banana in your ear - Charlie the unicorn
Mood: high


Thursday, November 13, 2008

Comparison of my lifestyles

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: I Think I'm Paranoid - Garbage
Mood: comparative...how obvious is that? LOL

So just to outline the differences and changes made to my lifestyle ever since I moved to Singapore

Malaysia

In short = chillax. From the start of the year, I kinda dissed the fact that fantasies remain as fantasies, no such thing as superpower whatsoever. Everything in my life would be normal, my future is set to be a cartoonist. Everyone in my class had this sense of togetherness, like a big family, mainly coz most of them are new this year. But this togetherness in my class kinda shadowed the fact that this school is also torn apart, there's little cliques you see everyday around the school all the time, like every other high school. I didn't even have to worry much about my results, they're all just around the average, or good area (cept for Maths), and I didn't really had to stick my head to books. I was an all out tomboy, an individualist because of that, but I had a crush. Two weird combinations, come together into something that doesn't work, but that's the minor problem in my life. The real problem is that in Malaysia, the entertainment industry is extremly BLEAK! Well, one of the reasons why I supported Childhood Dreamers soo much was because maybe, just maybe, they can help Malaysia's entertainment industry as we all know there's more amounts of home grown bands formed every now and then. But the bigger problem was under animations, Kampong Boy was sucessful locally, but I highly doubt Americans would know what the heck it is. I repeat to myself again, fantasies = fantasies only. Seems that Malaysia has both pros and cons.

Singapore

In short = weird. the first thing was that I couldn't enter the school because I didn't know what format or topic they're giving us. I was f**k horrible at Maths, even worse, I was motherf**king horrible in the Add Maths section, I NEVER STUDIED ADD MATHS THE FIRST PLACE!! But in the end I got to catch up to the work in school and they're also in the "B" area...cept for Add Maths, again, and Geography, which was far different than what I would have expected in Form 3 (Sec 3 for you Singaporeans) CASE STUDIES!!! I MUST MEMORISE! In here, I'm a loner. Why? idk, people don't come and talk to me I don't talke to them, which is how the whole of 4Sc3 got so close at the first place - PEOPLE TALKED TO ME! In here, I'm just...invisible. I've got into wearing skirts now due to me being transphobic after the Genting Highland incident. But my personality remains the same - violent, I don't care what the world says, blur, sometimes sugar high. But it is from here that I started altering my future, I discovered how to scream metal songs, and then I started so--w---ing (figure that yourselves) and then I had the awkward idea to form a band, however, due to the fact no one talks to me, I feel futureless again. And then I discovered psionics, and then lost another friend due to this, and then discovered SOMETHING EVEN WEIRDER THAN THE PHENOMENA OF THE PARANORMAL!!! SOMETHING THAT CAN BLOW ONE'S MIND AWAY IF THEY READ IT!! (not revealing, coz I never will, it could trigger war...) Right now I seriously wished I wasn't fated to be who I truly am. I am just...Amanda. Why me? I feel awkwardly stressed out, I'm still definately sceptical about this, I don't think I'm living in a fantasy world. I think maybe he just jumped into conclusions thinking I really am who I am. No. Why? How? If all of it is true, I want to unwind time COMPLETELY and then find its restart button, so I can just wish my true fate away....it's far too....cruel? stressful? sudden? creepy? or just beyond English vocabulary

Monday, November 3, 2008

Days of Stress

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: A whole medley of "Rock Band" songs
Mood: stressless
EXAMS ARE OVER!! WOOHOO!! (but for those taking Chinese and Music tomorrow, good luck, if they're any at all....) Oh and I forgotten to mention during the second last day of my holiday, I felt extremely happy, why? It's the attack of the ZEN!! (4Sc3 mates should know XD)

Yep, Lee Zen visited me unexpetedly, I mean it's only 4 days of holiday in Malaysia and he actually came down to see me. I feel special LOL jk. Not only that, I was idiotic enough to not take his pic but only he taking my pic.

So yeah, that day we went to Orchard cineplex and watched HSM 3, I know I sound really gay right now, but I gotta say I'm quite surprised by the stuff seen in High School Musical 3. Just to say it's big screen material, nothing else. But then what's even funnier was that the girls... okay, seriously loud as if speaking their minds, "AAHHH!!!" (during the opening with the close up of Troy) "HAHAHAHA" (the part where Troy was singing in 'night to remember' if not mistaken) freaky mainstream teens....but I gotta say, Rocketman was the one which actually made it funny. (ignore "nothing else")

Oh oh and, at least I got hold of one of Lee Zen's photos in 4Sc3's friendsters and I gotta say...

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LOLMFAO while ROFL!!!! ROCKER WANNABE LOLOLOLOLOL!!! The first time when I saw this photo I was showing this expression >> XD but my laugh is a mere "..." SERIOUSLY, I think it's a hard, high pitched laugh that I couldn't reach man! That emo lala nerd has changed!!(inside joke again with 4Sc3ers)

To Lee Zen: You SEE! I obviously pull the rocker look BETTER THAN YOU! Not only that, I was BORN A ROCKER/METALWOMAN, BEAT THAT XD XD (I know that the fake guitar ruined everything but, what's a girl without a real guitar gotta do? Pose with a noobish keyboard?)

See what I mean? A mere 61 note keyboard supposed to be for my brother but I can slide my fingers to create melody with it XD


And that's all folks! (wait, too cliche) Beat it! (unoriginality, it came from a song) And all you yesterdays can light fools like me (ripped off from Shakespeare -_-) FORGET IT! Here I am telling you that I am signing off my bloody blog, original enough?!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Random Quotes that popped out of my head through memories

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: Shadow of the day - Linkin Park
Mood: random mind with random stupidity

So I'm just gonna post quotes here since I can't post pics here with my iPhone.

---
Alan: Amanda... *while touching my cheeks*
Me: WAI!*goes to defensive position*
Kar Keat: Keep your hands off my girl!!
Me: WALAO!! *even more defensive*

---
Me: *strangling Yeong Wei*
YW: hello dear. Getting used to her strangling here.
-later-
Lee Zen (who was the dear YW was referring to): Can I sit here? Don strangle me arh.

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Me n Chi Qin: *whilst "drunk" and singing* You're my Angel~~*then sways to music drunk-like*

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Alex: Wait, so your house is, you turn left at the traffic light rite? (or sth among those lines)
Me: ._.???
Jordan: Dun listen to him lar, he damn blur.
(then argument starts here, bla bla noob guitarist noob bassist yadda)

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Me: *half asleep half awake*
Menon: Is that a guy?
Girls: No, it's the new girl Amanda lah.

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Qasyaff: *crane pose*
Me: *crane pose*
Qasyaff: Go get your own pose..

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Me: I got poked by my own safety pin!
Mervyn: GOOD!
Me: Shit you! *starts whacking Mervyn*

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Me: *talking about Cassandra bla bla bla*
Melissa: *kepohs*
Me: why are you kepohing?
Melissa: you said Cassandra's name :p
Sorry girls, I can't really remember witty lines from you guys but I'll update this when it hits me.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

This Weekend's Roundup

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: and again. -
Mood: PAin, but a happy pain =P

This weekend was a pain, but it was worth it. Why? GRADE 9 CAMP (AND this stupid Hotmail.com is lagging like shit, darn it can't send my assignment to teacher then I'M DEAD!!!)

From Friday to Saturday, Grade 9 camp, organised by students for students, of Grade 9(and I hate this keyboard) You know what, I'll just give a lineup on what has happened. Warning: heavy dosage of what happened

FRIDAY
1:30 pm: Camp starts. Rules are being run through. No homework XD
Somewhere around 2 pm: Games starts. The game was on the Glass Hall. You have to like, say your name, then it goes continuously until a person forgets then he/she/it is toothpaste-d eg:

A: A
B: A,B
Q: A,B,Q
Z: A,B,uhh *toothpaste-d*

Then there's the game called wacko, you have a few ppl in the center, then someone from the center calls a name, they chase after that guy, then that guy calls another person's name, then they run after the person. If that person didn't say anything and got whacked, the person goes into the center.

Then we take our bags to our respective rooms, bathed, changed.

5:15 pm: Fashion Show called Trash to Fash (literally). Newspaper into a dress, Shopping bag into a skirt. I HELPED ART CLUB (a lil, for the lino prints for a top)
but as usual, not and never a fan of hip hop dancing. << GREAT BIG REBEL OF THE MAINSTREAM

Around 6 pm: Dinner. Then there's a game called Facil hunt. Something like treasure hunt, except they're quotes that you have to figure out whose quotes those belong to. Before they give you their signature, you have to do things for them, like collecting blades of grass or leaves, tin cans, push ups, figuring an equation, counting stuff, etc. So yeah, a lot of running around, team 7 (my team) collected 8 signatures. At least it's an achievement for a short amount of time.

Somewhere @ 8 pm: Dodgeball. We sucked, yay! and my so called "art of confusion" does not work =P I'm not trusting martial arts at this one anymore. Instead, it became a laughing stock, not that I'm angry about it, but at least that becomes useful LOL XD seeing ppl waving their arms around to imitate the "art" = hilariousity.

9 pm: My teammates and I are tied together, and then they asked us to dance the "Pretty Woman" (mixture of Indian and English that became a hit during Racial Harmony Day) Then all of a sudden, lights went off, a shriek is heard, we kinda thought it was a set up coz the air-cond was still on. They all were like "do a head count" and then Joshua was like "We're all tied together =_=" and then we all went to the fountain, guess what, dead body, of Louisa, with a note of catch me if you can. I actually became a lil' paranoid during the blackout part, lol? Then we went around the school looking at more "dead bodies" including one of John (the leader of the camp) and obviously another note, when the hints were given, after collecting O,H, and N, some start to think it was John, but then majority figured out it was Ivor (and it spoilt the game) At the end when we found the killer, they were like "Ivor let's play Warcraft" some stuff lidat, then he laf XD srsly spoil the game man. And yes, I was NOT scared.

(I may actually have messed up the time but I'm doing this according to memory)

Then at 12.45 am lights out. I got homesick coz of the frozen floor and subzero air cond temperature (I didn't have a sleeping bag so I used dirty clothes as a blanket and my clothes bag as a pillow. Yes, it wasn't comfortable at all)

SATURDAY
6 am: (YES I SAID 6 AM) Morning run/jog. Then we played skin the snake, that's where all of us got injuries by the knees coz of the basketball court.

8 am: Breakfast. Then FOOTBALL (not really) It's actually Ladies' Goal where only girls can score, and Team 7 WON EVERYTHING which includes beating the council at the game YAY Isabelle and me XD. And after that the station game starts.

11.30 am: First station game. Station games is where we collect points, hang on I'm not telling you guys who won just yet. First game was at the hall where we have to figure out how to cross from one end to another with only two feet whilst carrying a talisman ('twas a chair) so we thought of wheelbarrowing (Isabelle and I were the wheelbarrows) and piggy-backing to cross, and WE WON but it hurts so bad lol. We also got the bonus marks for doing so with one feet, we thought of hopping on the talisman and another backing up wif 1 feet.

Second game was outside the school hall, it was disgusting coz we had to fill in water into a bottle with our mouths and build a path across the "water" as humans can't walk on water. And we manage to get 9 1/3 within the time limit.

Thrid was....maths, with water packets, 4 points away from the other team mainly coz Pong was there. And then there's a soapy one where we try to fill the bottle with a cup held in our mouths by using knees. I kept making a lot of noise, coz I kept slipping LOL, but then they say you can walk if your knees hurt (they say it's much more tricky), so I did, no sweat at all, and they joked and say I was creating a miracle LMAO. Then there was water mines. I pretty much directed the whole team to...avoid the bombs, then the other team also tried to use my route to get there but in the end we suicide bomb to prevent them from getting to the other side, I didn't dare to go into the mine field LOL but in the end, Patricia poured water on me XD, then there was water tennis, in which we had to serve with water packets and the other has to catch it. Then eating competition. A mixture of belacan, milk, prunes, wasabi, tobacco and some other sauce. In the end, they say it was bearable, but I couldn't handle the spicyness, I tried doing animal on the food, but then the aftertaste killed me, my heart started beating faster and I started sweating, it was like a heatwave except it was happening internally - it was my own fault. The last game was again dodgeball, with water this time, and we sucked again.

Then it was LUNCH TIME XD I nearly lost my appetite after the eating competition but I still managed. Then I can't really remember after that but then we were asked to do an act later. so our team came up with a mock-up of yesterday's 'murder' except it's exaggerated, and funny. Jason and Joshua became the music for Pretty Woman the rest danced, Scott Lim played Ivor, Joshua was Louisa LOL and then Jason dies idk how coz I walked to the other side of the stage to prepare the dead John (which was played by Frank) and for the notes part, it says "HI <3 Ivore" LOL. And yeah the rest was entertaining as well, and speaking of entertaining, even if this is a Catholic school, I can't believe they count sexual innuendo as a joke O_o.

And then the facils gave their act as well and they revealed who was the winner after the act. Guess what, they lost the scores coz of the rain, so EVERYONE'S A WINNER YAY! XD And I'm sorry for not writing affirmations to most of you guys, and they say affirmations, you can use to talk to ppl you're not close to, so that's what I did, I sent to 4 ppl, well 2 are close, 2 aren't, and all of it is done out of boredom. Like LOL!

After having dinner, they had self reflection time, and I got emotional and nearly cried but I didn't cry, yeah, now you all know (the only time I cried was during my farewell from Sri Garden, the last part =P). Then they had a slide show of what happened the past two days (photos I meant) I wonder when they'll send it out, so then I can show it in my blog =P and we left with good memories.

SUNDAY
Woke up with muscle ache and currently watching the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympics.

Monday, August 4, 2008

Two statements

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: Wherever You Will Go - The Calling
Mood: idk

okay, so In Geography class, we we're asked to talk about tropical rainforests and tropical deserts. Our rainforest was the Congo Basin and the desert was Sahara. Sahara was easy to reseach and all, but while researching the Congo Basin, I came across something. Let's call it 'it' for now. When I came home, I wanted to look for 'it' again. Unfortunately the original page when I saw 'it' didn't show up on google when I searched, but I still remember what 'it' was, and here it is....


click on the picture if you wanna see the big picture. And to those who don't know why the word is so funny, it's coz the word....means stupid in malay (no offence to and Congo peeps, if there's...any). LOL and I still remember Apa Khabar (in Malay it meant how are you?) BUT if you say it to a Korean......good luck (it sounds similar to the meaning of kick your father)


And yes, hunting is BAD, especially if its an endangered species, you don't want elephants to end up like dodo birds no? So yea. BTW go to Youtube and check out Hey there Delilah screaming version. It's awesome XD

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Desperado

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: It's my Life - video performanc of Childhood Dreamers during my Sweet 16 party
Mood: as said in title

Why? Coz I wanna end high school life and then finllege and work as an animator the rest of my life. JK. I just can't stand stereotypicalism. Nuff said.

Anways, break time I went to the library and borrowed a book, written by none other than Anthony Horowitz (BUT not an Alex Rider story tho, I read all 7 and waiting for the 8th) however, check this out:

WHOLE COLLECTION OF ALEX RIDER SERIES XD


Then lunch time we practiced our class play. BUT there was comic relief while waiting. I dunno where Gabriel managed to find a PAD....and then stuck it in between, cotton side up, played the catch the drop of water, then realises that PADS are super absorbant, Donovan was laughing his ass off for that, which also triggers a chain reaction that made me laugh like a moron also rolling on the floor laughing (his laugh is hilarious and moronic btw XD) and then they still don't have enuff, they had to pour a whole bottle of water on it, kick it around the hall, making its water drip like there's no tomorrow, and this thing goes on like there's no tomorrow. It's just some hilariously stupid moment

Right now, at home...unpacking is hecticity. And I got bored again:

haha...


Saturday, July 12, 2008

Ècstasŷ

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT


Now Playing: Let's Groove - Earth Wind and Fire
Mood: Sienz



@---•ŘðċķĮŊģ Pŗįśøʼnŝ•---@ says:
T_T ALEX
--------------
You have just sent a nudge.
--------------
♪ ~♀ Sø†øng 円åçk ♂~ ♪ says:
T_T zech
♪ ~♀ Sø†øng 円åçk ♂~ ♪ says:
T_T
@---•ŘðċķĮŊģ Pŗįśøʼnŝ•---@ says:
T_T alex
♪ ~♀ Sø†øng 円åçk ♂~ ♪ says:
T_T zech
@---•ŘðċķĮŊģ Pŗįśøʼnŝ•---@ says:
T_T alex
♪ ~♀ Sø†øng 円åçk ♂~ ♪ says:
T_T zech
@---•ŘðċķĮŊģ Pŗįśøʼnŝ•---@ says:
T_T alex
♪ ~♀ Sø†øng 円åçk ♂~ ♪ says:
T_T zech
@---•ŘðċķĮŊģ Pŗįśøʼnŝ•---@ says:
T_T alex
♪ ~♀ Sø†øng 円åçk ♂~ ♪ says:
T_T zech
@---•ŘðċķĮŊģ Pŗįśøʼnŝ•---@ says:
T_T alex
♪ ~♀ Sø†øng 円åçk ♂~ ♪ says:
T_T zech
@---•ŘðċķĮŊģ Pŗįśøʼnŝ•---@ says:
T_T alex
♪ ~♀ Sø†øng 円åçk ♂~ ♪ says:
T_T my zech
@---•ŘðċķĮŊģ Pŗįśøʼnŝ•---@ says:
T_T my alex
♪ ~♀ Sø†øng 円åçk ♂~ ♪ says:
T_T our cutey pies
@---•ŘðċķĮŊģ Pŗįśøʼnŝ•---@ says:
T_T miss like shit
@---•ŘðċķĮŊģ Pŗįśøʼnŝ•---@ says:
wait
@---•ŘðċķĮŊģ Pŗįśøʼnŝ•---@ says:
did u realise
♪ ~♀ Sø†øng 円åçk ♂~ ♪ says:
T_T me too
♪ ~♀ Sø†øng 円åçk ♂~ ♪ says:
T_T what?
@---•ŘðċķĮŊģ Pŗįśøʼnŝ•---@ says:
their initials are polar opposites?
@---•ŘðċķĮŊģ Pŗįśøʼnŝ•---@ says:
A and Z
@---•ŘðċķĮŊģ Pŗįśøʼnŝ•---@ says:
XD
♪ ~♀ Sø†øng 円åçk ♂~ ♪ says:
XD
♪ ~♀ Sø†øng 円åçk ♂~ ♪ says:
lol
♪ ~♀ Sø†øng 円åçk ♂~ ♪ says:
XD zech so cute
♪ ~♀ Sø†øng 円åçk ♂~ ♪ says:
so cute

As you can see...we're on ecstasy...
ps: There is nothing going on between Chi Qin and Zech



Monday, July 7, 2008

ъӘIMPORTANT NEWSFLASHӘъ

RELOCATIONIST'S REPORT

Now Playing: Los Angeles - X
Mood: 8D LIEK SRSLY

...not. XD but srsly, today...I was lazy to get up lol. But yeah, Mondays...oh man. And I GOT SHOTS XD!!

Basketball court...looks big

PLAYGROUND, but don think abt hogging it, it's for elementary kids only


And Then during Physics class I tried to get the photos of my leng lui frens, BUT they're camera shy (TOO BAD, GUYS XD)And yes, boy activity happening and all

No offence to guys in photo. But yea, they were fooling around wif the experiment while teacher was away, and I had to umm....how do I put these terms... guy terms: dodge, girl terms: FLEE, from the incoming cans that were loaded with sand.coz it'll hurt


Then there's social service on Mondays. I chose RDA (Riding for the Disabled Association)

HORSE!!!!!XD


And then the biggest coincidence in my life. But first:

1. Go to Youtube
2. Search for Fred
3. Listen to me now

One of the guys (not in my school) who is also helping the kid we're supposed to take care of, as in being sidewalker, came from the UK, I was too shy to ask for his photo, cuz we JUST MET DAMNIT. Yeah...



His name is also Fred, AND LOOKS LIKE FRED OMFG!!!!! SAME HAIR, CAUCASIAN, SAME NAME, different voice, but of course that's too obvious. Yes, we started conversations and all, he said he was from the UK and currently on holiday, 9 weeks...9 WEEKS!!! liek summer vacation. Den den den...I wanted to ask for his email, BUT we had to go. It was 5pm, oh man, dun think I could see that guy again, nice meeting you Fred, that is if you are reading this.

EDIT: to some of you who don't believe me. I can tell you I remembered what he wore. Not that I'm a stalker or anything, just observant.
1. Maroon colored jersey with yellow patterns, with the number 4 if not mistaken.
2. White and Red sneakers.
3. Bermudas.
Does that prove that he exists? If not I don't really care what you think anymore

then I when I came home, I smell of horse poop EWWW!!! YUCK!!!!!! and my shoes are also filled with sand. DOUBLE YUCK! And I heard from Childhood Dreamers THAT THEY'RE COMING DOWN TO SINGAPORE TO VISIT ME YAY!!!!!!!!!! WOOOHOOOOOOOO

ps: did I mention I cut my hair? I WANT SHOULDER LENGTH HAIR T_T but anyways...

Cam whoring rox...

Monday, June 23, 2008

®ö.Out of Topic - The Osmonds 50th Anniversary World Tour.ö®

Now Playing: Dirty Eyes - AC/DC
Mood: Bored

Before I start anything, I would like to take my time to say...


ILikebee.com
Happy Birthday Su Vyen!!


Ok now my hand hurts XD, HTML is complicated. Anyways, Saturday was fun, morning get to go to the outdoor theme park, suffered from severe hallucinations, coz I tot I saw a few people who look like SG-ians in Genting 0.o heheh, I chickened out just by seeing Space Shot, my bro can't go - he's too short, so yea...then after having fun at the Outdoor theme park, we quenched our thrist at the Coffee Bean. this is when I learnt important lesson No. ###

I was asked by my family members to order their stuff. Then I saw the cashier, at first I thought she was a girl, had eyeliner, blusher, tied and clipped up her hair. And then this is the second biggest shock of my life - he spoke with a man's voice O_O [the BIGGEST shock of my life currently, is some seemingly harmless game that later shocks your senses out with the combo of a fugly woman, a girl's scream, photoshop power, and sound editor. In other words, a ghost appears in your screen, lol all you want ......For Now...Muahahahahahaha......] *clears throat* Ignore that kudasai. So yea, I act normal, ordered what I want, but when it came to my bro's order which is a vanilla milkshake, he asked this lots of times "Coffee or no coffee?!" In a rude, girly way o.o Right now as I'm typing, my arms are also shivering badly O_0 0_o o_0 0_O SERIOUSLY I felt like slapping that guy/girl/whatever that is, man, but at the same time, TOO scared to do so, other features of that trans include:

1. blemish-less skin o_o
2. Flat chest 0_0
3. Name tag that says "Noor" O_O

DON'T TELL ME HE/SHE/IT'S GOT A VAGINA TRANSPLANT and for the first time in my life I'm saying this, I'm happy I got a pair of natural boobs, not big not small, just there. Maybe I should reduce my tomboy a lil', start wearing skirts (because the uniform of SJII involves a skirt so I have to get used to the half naked-ness in between), but my personality would be hard to change as I am like this even as a kid already, I only hated being called tomboy back then. So yea, right now I don't really care what people would label me as, different people has different opinions and I'll respect that. So long as you know I'm NOT ordinary, different than others, and just being me. And obviously, this is MY own decision about getting a coughsocalledcough normal girl's image (NOT GIRLY, I'll still be hating pink) only following some of V's suggestions and not for the sake of someone else, I'll be stubborn when it comes to people asking me to change for their sake. Now that the long story is over, here comes the OSMONDS!



Merrill Osmond aka Kenny Rodgers (lol) playing the bass



Marie Osmond, check out the glittery pink guitar, it must be REALLY expensive



Lucky man got challenged by Marie into a drinking competition. Dang, she was FAST!



It's not the guy's fault, Marie wanted him to hold her by the waist, she said she can do anything she wants as this was their last performance XD and the guy also said he was embarrased lol (She must really be into guys who wear specs)



The Osmonds



Look at Donny's guitar! SO TINY AND CUTE X3



From left to right, Merrill, Jimmy, Jay, Alan, Donny, and Wayne


GO DONNY! He's actually born on 1957 too y'kno. Soon to be 51 yet he looks 30+


Other than entertaining songs like Hold Her Tight, Down by The Lazy River, Crazy Horses (Their horse effect is achieved by the electric guitar in case anyone's wondering) etc. They also managed to crack up some jokes. Like:

Donny: *panting heavily*I managed to put together a few pictures and videos...that weren't being used before-
Marie: Catch your breath, old man.
*crowd laughs*
Wayne: Donny spent thousands of hours making the video to symbolise 50 years of entertaining our fans.
Donny: Actually that was two thousand hours.
*crowd laughs again*
Marie: He's also older than me.
*crowd laughs yet again*
Donny: (long pause) that's why I quit the Donny and Marie show.

---Another one---

Marie: (she had the stage to herself that time) We actually had 9 siblings, 8 boys and 1 girl. Why? Because someone's gonna ask for directions.


Also, when Donny took the stage, he also said that instead of bringing the crowd to him, he's going into the crowd (that's not a funny tho) My mom managed to shake his hand. Loads of fans (men and women) were screaming for him. And here's the funny - one of the diehard fans, who was a woman, did this:

1. Hugged him
2. Kissed him on the cheek
3. Sang along with him
4. Wiped off his sweat
5. Hugged him again
6. Swayed/Danced along as he sang
7. Shouted "THIS IS MY DREAM COME TRUE"
8. Hugged him once more

I was like ._. o_O luckily my mom is not that crazy. At the end of the show, we also got to go backstage! I whispered to Marie that she had a nice finale dress, which was true but didn't manage to get a photo of her in it. (Can wear that for prom night! XD) Marie also told my mom "I saw you. I saw you from stage, you were singing to every single song we sang. That was awesome!" My mom also told Donny "My kids call you Uncle Donny" "Uncle, eh?" he replied. (He's actually a grandpa) took a group shot (EDIT):

L2R: Alan, Merrill, Jimmy, Marie, 2 other fans, Donny, my mom, Jay, me, (who is posing like a girl XD dudes, aftermath of Coffee Bean ok? Scroll up) Wayne, grandaunt.

[BEN I'm STILL waiting for the vid]



Sunday, June 22, 2008

♣Prelude 10 - The Final Days Are Over♣

Now Playing: One Bad Apple - Osmond Brothers
Mood: Tired, content

Woo! Came back from Genting. And here's the story of what happened on Friday (Last day of school for me) I brought a few of my stuff for the party like Twister, tap shoes, i-pod amp in the shape of a dog, my "ancient" wizards hat, and the camera. All of them (except for the cam and hat) were rendered useless. Not exactly as I expected to be, hecticity about the location, but was still fun and worth it. Before class started....
I asked Mel to be a teenage witch XD


During Moral class, I didn't do any work XD

I had to headbang to the song "Keep Your Hands Off My Girl" (Correct me if I'm wrong Ben, that is if you can remember) XD

This is the part where my classmates cam-whored (GET YOUR PRONOUNCIATION RIGHT KAR KEAT XD) It's Jin Ben coughapekcough

And as they say "Every leng zai has to have their yong sui side." Point proven, haha. Lee Zen the emo lala nerd XD

Aww, Tae Wan's camera shy lol

Ben and I

SWITCH STEREOTYPE! I became lala and Zen became a rocker XD

It took me a few shots to perfect the pic, but alas, I fail, but still ok. Mel and I

She also didn't bother about the work XD

Then Ben tries to act like a girl.

The following story has nothing to do with what's happening on Friday, what REALLY happened was that every1 were on candid or camwhoring

These two guys...

...became gays...

...Then they became possesed by ghosts (le gasp!)...

...And then the ninja known as Axel aka Yeong Wei plans his attack...

...on GAN...

...Ben didn't wanna get involved and continues doing his work...

...He approaches his target...

...Lawrence spectates the happening...

...What is Gan's fate? To be continued...


I've also got a vid during Moral class XD


@ 0:16 - I was gonna say "Don't go all gugu over me." XD
@ 0:33 - Who's Arvin? XD (That was a rheotorical question. I know who he is)

Then there was Physics class, have to study aso, dey have it in Singapore. after that, there's English class, and...

I took a photo of the teacher, and I caught her subliminal message, "Tell your Singaporean friends about who I am so I can be famous" XD jk

Kah Jone looks like an elf with that hat, haha

Nikolas, he looks like he's saying wtf?

Kah Weng and Jacklyn. Jack! Your bf is to your right! Listening to lyrics like "To the left to the left" lately? XD

"I dun wanna be a witch!" haha Su Vyen

Kar Keat looks like a wizard lecturer in this one, maybe for wizard Chemistry? XD

the "cool wizard" you may find in Hogwards XD

Then BREAK TIME!! This was the time I was actually desperately looking for Alex, Wei Lip said he wasn't here, then Nazri made it factual - he was absent. Then there was BM class, Kah Jone and I took a major risk by calling him while the movie Bukit Kepong was playing, unfortunately he didn't pick up, and the teacher actually suspected we were using the handphone. Only after BM class, before EST he picked up. He then told me he was coming after the school hours. Then there was our final class, CHEMISTRY (deja vu? or is it me?)

Took a pic wif the REAL chemistry teacher


Then sayonara time for a few girls
and here they are. Mel, Jack, Aiza, and Sach! =3 (with a few picture destroyers)


then the party starts! With loads of them at BAM -_-. Alan actually came, BUT HOWEVER CONVERSLY...he wasn't allowed in, WHY? KENAPA? even if he has his student card and his parent card, the guard didn't allow him in, the guys also nearly started a fight there at the guard house. Party destroyer =___= f...But here's more pics of the not so crowded party:

Afiq

Playing Chinese chess

Spontaneous

This reminds me of the vid that Ben recorded XD

Vee, Afiq, and I. NOT MY FAULT THIS TIME VEE, I'M IN THE PIC U CAN'T ACCUSE ME!! XD What am I doing btw???

Warh, this gangster arr...

No comment...


Then another party destroyer Ms Vasinthi shows up. I got everyone into trouble, especially Afiq, since he was a prefect. Had to find an excuse, luckily I'm not the one who has to open my mouth as I'm known to speak my mind. As in tell the REAL truth. No faking whatsoever when it comes to teacher idk, it's just me. We then moved to BAM Villa to order pizza.

Managed to catch a spontaeneous pic of Vivi XD



Another vid: I take back what I said about the party being sucky. I was just damn bored that time. and SORRY to the others who weren't in the party but in the vid I also dunno what I was doing there.


Then this is the part where the whole gang split up, most of them went to the badminton court, then me Afiq and V went to the canteen, before that Wei Lip says Alex is coming around 2 pm, and then I managed to meet up wif them at the court, then the pizza arrived and then we went to the canteen. So yea, seeing the clock said 2:30 pm, he still isn't here, I got depressed. Ate one slice of pepperoni pizza, then started to sulk badly, and at the same time I was thinking about the good memories of 4Sc3. I was at the verge of crying, then there was a moment of silence. They tried to cheer me up, crack up some jokes, allowed a few of them to do a farewell bash, most of them didn't want to as they feared it would hurt me more. Kah Jone hit lightly, Zen also did, then Kar Keat....lol he wanted to hit real hard bcoz I have been treating him like a punching bag XD. 2:45 pm, I gave up hope already, just my two objectives of what I wanted to do on the last day of school. I was thinking only one of the objectives could be done only while on the phone...the other involves something that the phone cannot do. I managed to just keep my tears against my eyes, and continued to be at the brink of despair. And then this conversation happened while I was *inserts word that has similar meaning to the word depressed*...


Ben: He's here!
Me: Who?
Keat: Hah who?
Crowd: *mumbles with questions of who is this he?*
Ben: Dun say...*mumbles*
Zen: It's NO ONE la, NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS ASO!
Me: (Nah, it can't be Alex *dread*)
Afiq: I think they meant Mr Khaw.
Me: Aww man! (shit, another party destroyer *gonna die very soon*) We better pack up.
Afiq: Wait, lidat we pretend like we're studying?
Vee: yea...good point
Me: *continues packing and then dies*

then the whole crowd walked in syncronized, like a marching band, later opens up to allow one person to walk in, and there he was...In an utterly unexplainable moment, my heart bursts into fire tears...that person who walked in was none other than...




hang on guys...


...


*runs to get tissue*


*blows nose*


*returns to type*


*breathes in*


*breathes out*


...


ok I'm done...


(fails at bringing suspense)




...Alex Lee...


I was actually happy, but I had to cry, and I still don't know why. The whole crowd was chattering on why I cried, I even shouted to them "YOU GUYS ROCK!!!" and I also overheard one of them saying he was late and all...but it wasn't his fault, the moment was really, just unexplainable, beyond words could describe. the whole gang then retreated to BAM just to leave some time for me to do what I wanted, I didn't wanna take pic of myself, my facial expression was a real mess, haha, he also said it was the first time he saw me crying like this, at least it shows my humanity, another important lesson learnt sometime ago. Right before leaving, I hugged everyone goodbye, then they escorted me into the van, left last words for me "Come visit us while you're still here." "Find a hot guy in Singapore and intro to me!" "We'll be missing you." "Remember us, k?" haha, there's a lot more I'm just lazy. I'll forever remember you guys. Not just a fading memory. A memory that sticks to your head till you die XD

PS: I'm coming this Tuesday after school, meet me at BAM Villa ok? Su Vyen I know you're damn happy now XD

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On the next post, (Considered an Out of Topic) I'll be talking about:

The Osmonds 50th Anniversary World tour, Genting so happens to be their last show so stay tuned for a review k? =) (Which also explains why I'm listening to their songs XD)


PPS: This has got to be one of the longest, time consuming posts I've ever done